My darling son came into the kitchen last night. He turned so I could look at his right ear and said, "Mom! look! Look!"
I looked but had to ask, "What is it buddy?"
"My ear! My ear is clean! I cleaned it all by myself!"
I got a little worried. Did he get into the Q-Tips? I really don't want him sticking those into his ears.
I turned him around, looked him in the eyes and asked, "What did you use to clean your ears Harry?"
He grinned, held up a finger, licked it and said, "Slime!!!"