Monday, September 17, 2007

Homeschooling in the Last Days.

Okay, whoever searched for the phrase, "Homeschooling in the Last Days," and wound up on my blog (assuming you come back), I want to tell you something.

If you really, honestly, truly believe these are the Last Days, forget about the frikkin' homeschooling.

Stuff your kids with candy, spend 12 hours a day at the theme park, buy them a Wii, 360 AND PS2, give them each 6 kittens, bunches of frogs and a pony, have chocolate cake at every meal and a birthday party everyday.

If it's the Last Days then drop the freaking BJU workbook and go have fun. Yes, I know you'll have lots of fun when you're raptured but gosh, it's not like they'll be able to come back for a visit.

At least work on getting them the 360. I'm pretty sure they're won't be any Microsoft products in heaven.


Not June Cleaver said...

I'll bet my kids think heaven will be filled with video game systems and computers.

Personally, I'm a little worried about the person who found my blog by searching for "anguish over homeschooling." Poor soul.

Michael Davis said...

This had me roaring laughing. As an athiest home schooling Dad I just love the "Last Days" mocking. Now, I'm gonna go have some cake....a lot of cake.


Dawn said...

As a Christian homeschooling mom, I love to do the mocking. :) Somebody in the family has to make fun of the hillbilly cousins.

Welcome Michael!

kitten said...

You go girl!!!! You rock!!!!

Anonymous said...

Though I don't believe in "Last Days," eating chocolate cake at every meal sounds heavenly! Twelve hrs/day at the theme park? That sounds like the other place!