...Because he sat on the glitter glue picture my son has been working on for the last two days.
Then the dog scared him and he tore off the table into the living room with the picture still firmly attached to his butt.
Scared of the paper he finally stopped to wrestle it off leaving a print from his butt and the paper on the carpet.
He then jumped into the linen closet where I grabbed him just before he could stamp the clean towels with his butt.
I grabbed some paper towel and scrubbed his butt as he hissed and yowled at me.
Then I tossed his butt out of the house.
As he skulked away, his butt glittered green in the sunlight.
I may never buy glitter glue again.