...But I have to.
Do you know why you really need to bring at least one kid to the grocery store with you? And do you know why it's prefferable that the kid you bring is younger and doesn't have big issues with embarrassment or, um, honesty?
Because when you've just had a big bowl of bean soup for supper and you're experiencing some embarrassing out-gassing and people are coming up the aisle, people with working noses, you need someone to look down at and say, "Harry! Did you have to?"
You know, people I know in real life read this blog. My minister sometimes reads this blog. Please remember this and keep in mind how I've sacrificed my dignity, and possibly my soul, to give you this valuable advice.