Monday, September 17, 2007

Homeschooling in the Last Days.

Okay, whoever searched for the phrase, "Homeschooling in the Last Days," and wound up on my blog (assuming you come back), I want to tell you something.

If you really, honestly, truly believe these are the Last Days, forget about the frikkin' homeschooling.

Stuff your kids with candy, spend 12 hours a day at the theme park, buy them a Wii, 360 AND PS2, give them each 6 kittens, bunches of frogs and a pony, have chocolate cake at every meal and a birthday party everyday.

If it's the Last Days then drop the freaking BJU workbook and go have fun. Yes, I know you'll have lots of fun when you're raptured but gosh, it's not like they'll be able to come back for a visit.

At least work on getting them the 360. I'm pretty sure they're won't be any Microsoft products in heaven.

5 comments:

  1. I'll bet my kids think heaven will be filled with video game systems and computers.

    Personally, I'm a little worried about the person who found my blog by searching for "anguish over homeschooling." Poor soul.

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  2. This had me roaring laughing. As an athiest home schooling Dad I just love the "Last Days" mocking. Now, I'm gonna go have some cake....a lot of cake.

    Best,
    Michael
    Familyhack.com

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  3. As a Christian homeschooling mom, I love to do the mocking. :) Somebody in the family has to make fun of the hillbilly cousins.

    Welcome Michael!

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  4. Though I don't believe in "Last Days," eating chocolate cake at every meal sounds heavenly! Twelve hrs/day at the theme park? That sounds like the other place!

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